Brain anti-blank

Great. Now its the exact fecking OPPOSITE. Brain too full. Need to Alt-F4 some stuff. Like FRENCH. And R.E. And as for homework...REBOOT WINDOWS.

Although-oh hang on.

Right. Just had to move a COW off the fecking lawn. You'd think an electric fence would be enough...

Anyway, as I was ABOUT to say, (that dickheads mooing at me right outside my window. ANGRY SNARL), I've been watching some YouTube of an old show called the Two Ronnies. Check this out:

Actually this is a new one. One of the Ronnies died. Probably died laughing, or giving insurance against Catholicism to a Jew...(not joking)

Brainblank

Goddamn it. Blogger doesn't tell you where my old domain name has relocated to.

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE FECKING PERFECT.

Got less time to think these days. Which means less blog posts. In fac,t right now I'm so bored to tears I can't even think of a decent post subject, which means I'll chicken out and show a meme.

V. SORRY.

Cynical birthday

Just before I catch a few winks, had a thought today. Why do we celebrate birthdays? It's like celebrating the getting-closer-to of death.

Now THAT was negative.

Just putting a spin on it! Happy birthday to all blog readers who read this and have a cold chill go through their brains on their next birthday. Sorry!

Poverty

It's funny how mental blows are worse than physical blows.

Like, I opened a gliding invoice and, like, I'd spent the whole year working to pay for the camp. Eight hundred bucks, plus another 120 I paid towards food, and another 800 from a aviation trust. 

Now, four months later, it's bloody $230 MORE I need to pay. And I hardly did any flying!

Man, when I got that email, not even Chuck Norris could've taken that. I'm trying to pay for a phone replacement thanks to a crapped-out battery, and then THAT happens. Plus the phone price I looked at also has $80 I need to throw in for the GST price the online store didn't show (Note: NEVER shop at Expansys).

F**KING HELL

I'll stop whinging now. 

Photo time!