Tuesday 1 October 2013

2013; ACTORS

Okay, so recently the Emmys and the MTVs and whatever have been going...We're going to compile our very own list of BEST AND WORST AND DOWNRIGHT SHITTY ACTORS 2013. (I know MTVs are music. Shut up.)

BOSS ACTORS:
1. Morgan Freeman. Nothing says Boss more than Morgan Freeman
2. Liam Nesson. I apologise, but I only got around to watching A Team yesterday. And Batman's latest trilogy. He. Is. The. Flucking. Man.
3. Samuel L Jackson. I shall refer not to Nick Fury, but to Django; "I count 6 bullets, nigger."
4. Christian Bale; Batman is awesome
5. Robert Downey Jr. Someone who plays both Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes is automatically on this list.

BEST ACTORS
1. Robert Downey Jr. Straight up.
2. Johnny Depp. Come on, don't give me that look.
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Actually, screw this. I'm going to present my dream movie instead.

Cast: Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr, Morgan Freeman, Jesse Eisenberg, Liam Neeson, Mark Ruffalo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Christian Bale, Leonardo DiCaprio, Judi Dench, Andrew Garfield, and last but not least, Irrfan Khan (he's the good-guy Indian scientist off 2012)

Director: James Cameron, Christopher Nolan and Steven Spielberg co-directing
Producers: Peter Jackson and Guillermo del Toro, maybe Quentin Tarantino.
Special FX producers: Michael Bay and Ridley Scott.

Screenplay writer: Derek Landy and Anthony Horowitz, along with Christopher Nolan.

Yep

Bye