Tuesday 3 June 2014

The Beats Review. Without the review.

GOT MA BEATS

Yep, after about 3 years of debating over it I finally cut the crap and splashed out on a pair. All goods cause Dick Smith (yes, that is the name of the biggest NZ electronics retailer, slightly depressing) had like 40% or whatever off...cheap as chips, if chips were made of gold and had Dr Dre's face stapled to each one.

I'm not a reviewing person, but I'll make an exception.

So...I bought the Beats Studio 2013 edition, red version. Listening to...uh...'Natalie' at the moment, pretty sure it's Bruno MArs. I can notice the bass but it doesn't overpower the mids and, uh, treble? Yeah it's treble I think. Bruno Mars sounds like he's having a real fuckin cry over his ex, apparently she stole all his money. Guts bro.

Anyway, the red glossy bits don't hold fingerprints too badly but are noticeable if you look for them. Apparently the black ones are like way too obvious with fingerprints. Oh shit here's Lorde. Its that one where the sound goes from side to side and really hurts your ears. OMG THAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH. FUCK YOU LORDE!!!!!AAAHH THIS IS N.O.T NATURAL HOLY SHIT that really hurt.

Anyway um the ControlTalk thing don't work with Windows 8 or my Sony phone, which is annoyign but hey I wasn't expecting it and I sure as hell ain't off to buy a $900 iPhone now. Um what else...oh yeah unboxing it is REALLY nice. Like you think that you're unwrapping something serious. It's cool. They look a bit small in real life but that's better than having way too huge headphones.

My main complaint is one nobody can really fix. The pads lock your ears in real nice and feel good for the first half hour, and then my ears start heating up like a major bitch, and I take them off for a second and they're good again. Kind of annoying.

And that's my review. Um yeah don't buy them on full price but they're certainly nice things, they look nice as well, and there's this little buzz each time you put them on if you're a mainstream prick liek me who likes the idea of having Beats headphones.

Oh for fucks sake now it's bloody MKTO. I HATE mkto. I tell you what happened to the American Dream, guys. It jumped in Al Gore's pocket and ran away when Bush was elected.

U MAD?

So yeah. Loving these bitches. I should probably do my maths homework cos we've got an assessment tomorrow. Piece of free advice; DON'T get into the academic maths course because you absolutely FIRE through it and you'll want to slit your throat sometimes. Seriously I HATE it.

Oh fuck it's ANOTHER mkto song. God only knows when the radio will stop playing you fags.

Yeah
Bye