BABY WITH A GUN

HAD to post this.

Extremely busy with homework and all now, so gotta go.

Highway Patrol

Wow. Was just watching Highway Patrol and there are some seriously thick cops around. They threw a spike strip down for an escaping car to drive over, and whoopsy-daisy, forgot to pull it up for the two police cars! The officer just grinned ans said "Oops". Seriously. $80 per tyre, and you just wasted eight of 'em. $640 taxpayer dollars down the drain, thickhead. BASH THE BASTARD!!!

Idiot

Seriously. I just read a thing in the paper about youth deciding what they want for Christchurch's future. One said 'Christchurch should have a theme park so they don't have to go to Australia for their thrills.'. Wow, genius, you really thought that one through. Like, we could totally compare to Brisbane or the Gold Coast as a tourist area. Hell yeah, we got the beach babes, the hundreds of hotels, the massive airport, the sharks, the HEAT. Yeah we could definitely start a theme park here. In fact, why not start three? Because, hey, competition! And while we're at it, we'll build a few Sky Towers, launch a couple of TV shows, put a sign on the Port Hills saying Christchurchywood, and let's even throw a Disneyland into the mix while we're at it. Because there's a HUGE 50000 kids to satisfy here, and heaven knows that they'll be going to the theme park every day of their lives in Christchurch. And y'know, because Christchurch is about as far away from anywhere as you can GET, the tourist demand is huge. 

They say God gave you a brain, so use it. This particular 14 year old, maybe he missed the line.

Um, I THINK that's it.....

Oh yeah.

Picture

Brain anti-blank

Great. Now its the exact fecking OPPOSITE. Brain too full. Need to Alt-F4 some stuff. Like FRENCH. And R.E. And as for homework...REBOOT WINDOWS.

Although-oh hang on.

Right. Just had to move a COW off the fecking lawn. You'd think an electric fence would be enough...

Anyway, as I was ABOUT to say, (that dickheads mooing at me right outside my window. ANGRY SNARL), I've been watching some YouTube of an old show called the Two Ronnies. Check this out:

Actually this is a new one. One of the Ronnies died. Probably died laughing, or giving insurance against Catholicism to a Jew...(not joking)

Brainblank

Goddamn it. Blogger doesn't tell you where my old domain name has relocated to.

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE FECKING PERFECT.

Got less time to think these days. Which means less blog posts. In fac,t right now I'm so bored to tears I can't even think of a decent post subject, which means I'll chicken out and show a meme.

V. SORRY.

Cynical birthday

Just before I catch a few winks, had a thought today. Why do we celebrate birthdays? It's like celebrating the getting-closer-to of death.

Now THAT was negative.

Just putting a spin on it! Happy birthday to all blog readers who read this and have a cold chill go through their brains on their next birthday. Sorry!

Poverty

It's funny how mental blows are worse than physical blows.

Like, I opened a gliding invoice and, like, I'd spent the whole year working to pay for the camp. Eight hundred bucks, plus another 120 I paid towards food, and another 800 from a aviation trust. 

Now, four months later, it's bloody $230 MORE I need to pay. And I hardly did any flying!

Man, when I got that email, not even Chuck Norris could've taken that. I'm trying to pay for a phone replacement thanks to a crapped-out battery, and then THAT happens. Plus the phone price I looked at also has $80 I need to throw in for the GST price the online store didn't show (Note: NEVER shop at Expansys).

F**KING HELL

I'll stop whinging now. 

Photo time!