Monday 19 May 2014

Straight up

Why, Michael Bay, just why?

You might've guessed I just watched the Transformers 4 trailers. Guess what. Megatron's been resurrected AGAIN, the Decepticons (not very nice transformers with a habit for destroying shit for no reason) want to destroy the Earth...for approximately the 4th time now...and we're going through the cliché list of daddy's gonna die get my bf to save him, along with bigger and more ridiculously OP robots, plus the big baddy government makes their own Transformers, because hey if you can hate on the government why not?

I mean, for gods sake a 9 year old may as well have written this movie. Yeah actually...


TRANSFORMERS 4
WRITTEN BY: HONEY BOO BOO
STARRING: AMERICAN DAD, OVERPUBESCENTLY VOICED ROBOTS AND THAT HUNGER GAMES GUY
DIRECTED BY: MICHAEL PYROMANIAC BAY.

PARAMOUNT PICTURES PROUDLY PRESENTS THEIR SUBMISSION FOR THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARDS.

TOTALLY NOMINATING IT.

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