Two subjects to cover today.

1. I have a friend called Oscar, and he's freaking ADDICTED to energy drinks. He gets depressed when he doesn't have one per day. We're talking 1.5 litre Monsters here. So when his 18 year old sister (or 19. I can't remember), made a deal with him involving a month-long ban on energy drinks for him, and alcohol for her, I thought he was stuffed. But after several Powerades per day, and lots of raw sugar, he made it. But his sister didn't! So next time an adult says "Stop drinking that crap, its bad for you!", just throw this in their face. Because we are more adaptable than them. Suckers. Anyway, the 2nd subject sort of ties in with this one. Because today his bet finished, and coincidentally we were doing a whatever-you-want-as-long-as-its measurable science experiment in which we made people try blank-labelled energy drinks and they had to try and guess them. And so every time we weren't looking, Oscar would slug back as much Mother/Monster/Demon/Red Bull/V that he could. We ran out pretty quickly, its fair to say. He simply couldn't stop (you should have seen him in P.E).

So that's my weird story for the day. I'll finish with a picture.

You know Spongebob Squarepants? That yellow sponge that works at a fast-food restaurant and has that annoying high-pitched laugh? Yeah, that one. Well, I was flicking through channels the other day and some standing-up whale was crying and saying "Daddy!" to a crab. And I thought what the hell? I mean, I know its a children's show and all, but how the hell does a crab have a whale for a daughter? It's just stupidity!

So if anybody has any idea of how the hell a crab could give birth to a whale, post a comment and tell me. I've got a feeling that this one will be completely empty, though...

I've gotta go. Working today. Not nice work. Will be inside a smelly chicken shed in total darkness for three hours. Not fun.



Leaving you with stupid picture. Laugh and leave.

Was watching a YouTube video before in music class (our teachers a lazy ass who can't be stuffed to prepare lessons) and it was about Will we ever run out of new music? This is some crazy shit, listen to these numbers: if you listened to all the songs in the GraceNote database, it would take 1200 years to go through them all. That'd take you back to before America was even colonised. For five minutes of music, there are so many possibilities that I'd need 63 million digits on this page just to show you the whole number of possibilities. Crazy, right? And there are even more possibilities, because (for instance) Baa baa Black Sheep, the alphabet song, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star are all the exact same melody. Check out the video here.

So thats my crazy story for today. In other news, there was an eruption at Mount Tongariro yesterday. So add that one to the 2012 conspiracy file, because apparently (quote) its not over yet.. Dum dum dum!!!

And just to finish of this blog post, I'm going to have a go at Apple because they are stupid. So if you buy an Android phone, you pay anything between $70 and $1050. For an iPhone, its $1100 OR DEATH. The Samsung Galaxy S3 has come down $500 in price since it's launch. The iPhone only goes on sale ONCE per year, and even then only $50. The iPhone hates you when you connect to a Windows PC, and does it's utmost to piss you off. So all in all, I hate Apple.

I'll finish with this dog.






Hehe.

Bio-Ethics...uh, what?

Today we had a talk on Bio-Ethics. Now before you go oh, those people. Hippies, let me tell you; we had a physics master, two, uh, geniuses, and a brain surgeon. But now lets go back to the hippies thing. Two were gay and one was a nutter. So, maybe the whole Big Bang theory stuff isn't that wrong. Genii are actually kind of hopeless. So, uh, Bio-Ethics. Basically its about what right and wrong. An example they gave is you're stuck in an underground cavern and it's filling up with water. You're probably going to drown unless you can fit through that narrow opening at the top. The first person to try to go through is real fat, and gets stuck. Should you just pull him down and let the other five through so they can survive, or should you all drown?. Well, pun to the brain surgeon, but what a NO BRAINER. Kill tha fat guy. Its not like he helps the overall picture of our country anyway. But apparently you shouldn't do that. So, um, I won't comment on that but, hey, Bio-Ethics! Sweet. Just count me out.

Ok...

Right...I think I get this now. So I just write a comment and press Publish? Jeez, Wikispaces was easier.

What's a blog?

So what happens when I press this button here?