Things are lookin' good.
In other news, we have had official confirmation that 20 percent of One Direction is male! According to my 1D - crazed friend's sister, Harry Styles (what kind of a name is that?) was hit in the nuts by a flying shoe at a concert. A doctor confirmed this was true, although he did say "the fan must have had pinpoint accuracy as they are quite something of a small target". Obviously we still assume the rest of his friends are either gay or female, so...
Also revealed today, my maths teacher is crazy. Like, we saw her HIP FLASK today. She got so pissed off cos one of the guys put a Pepsi bottle on the window sill, with opens and leads to a three-story drop, and I threw a pencil at it. It toppled off. Thankfully neither her or the principal it spilt over saw it was me. Hehe.
(EVIL LAUGH)
Gotta go.
Homework.
YEAH RIGHT.
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