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Now, I know what you're thinking. Does this guy have anything better to talk about than the fecking WEATHER? Well, yes, I do. But small talk is made in the form of the weather, and I simply expand this small talk whenever I feel like it. DO NOT OBJECT. So anyway, guess what? Its COLD. God feck it. The mornings went straight from too hot to too cold. Not a single Goldilocks morning. Just fecking Ma 'n Pa bear. Baby bear pissed off to his girlfriend's.

Right. I DO have a more interesting subject to talk on, and it's...um, er, hang on (shuffles imaginary notes), uhh....

Crap.

I'll come back to you tomorrow.