Like, flew in from Auckland on a cheap seat (wedged between two morbidly obese woman, god feck it), at twenty to twelve two days ago, and it wasn't too bad. Auckland wasn't too hot.
Now its 33 DEGREES. Thats WWAAAAAAYYY too hot. I'm standing beside the freezer and still sweating. I wish Christchurch would stop cooking. I much prefer cold days.
Anyway, this post isn't about the horrid heat (althought it should be). Today's post is something different.
Yep. Maccas at Auckland Airport were selling Frozen Coke for MONOPOLY MONEY. Okay. Its cool. But...
1. Average traveller; does not carry FECKING MONOPOLY MONEY.
2. Say the average traveller WAS, he now has to rummage through his bag, pull the board game out, open it up, remove components to access money, close it all up, and buy the Coke. At least, imagine how STUPID he'd look. Also, he is now short of Monopoly bills, so the game (which he paid upwards of $30 for) is now worthless.
3. Frozen coke costs money to make. Monopoly money is not a valid currency in the financial market, and therefore McDonalds are losing big money if, say , 500 of the thousands of travellers buy it.
4. This is just fecking pointless.
5. I bought one.
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